Here's a meme I found at http://nettl.blogspot.com/
My uncle once: made me a bow out of the same wood the English had used for their longbows.
Never in my life: have I been further west than America's west coast, or further east than Istanbul. I would like to.
When I was five: I was truly happy, even when I cried.
High school was: mainly great. I looked forward to the holidays and, towards the end of the holidays, I looked forward to school.
I will never forget: Gerry, my first desperate love, who threw me over.
Once I met: Alec Guinness when I was too young to know who he was.
There’s this girl I know: who owes me a call, but I'll be darned if I call her first.
Once at a bar: I entertained and charmed two women for about two hours. I now see that it was because of the dangerous power of bi-polar mania.
By noon, I’m usually: up, but sometimes only just.
Last night: again I had a wonderful dream, which later I could no longer remember.
If I only had: not fought.
Next time I go to church: it will be as a favour for my more conventionally Christian wife.
What worries me most: is my children being unhappy.
What I miss most about the 1980s is: the freedom to do exactly as I pleased, having responsibility for no one except myself.
If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: The fool in Lear.
A better name for me would be: Rumpelstiltskin.
I have a hard time understanding: the periodic table.
If I ever go back to school: it will be to finish what I failed at as a young man.
You know I like you if: you see my goofy smile.
You know I'm lying: when I blush.
Take my advice, never: make love to a virgin, unless your intentions are very honorable and sincere. And let me hold my grandchild later on.
My ideal breakfast is: Starbucks mild coffee with soy and their toasted ham, egg and cheese sandwich.
If you visit my hometown. Take a side trip to Niagara Falls.
Why won’t people: put their greatest effort into getting along with each other?
The world could do without: moi
My favorite blonds are: My father, Kirsten Dunst, and almost any Swedish girl in England in the sixties.
If I do anything well, it’s: not obvious. I like to fade into the crowd.
And by the way: I can retire in 745 days.