Saturday, October 25, 2008

Here's a meme I found at

My uncle once: made me a bow out of the same wood the English had used for their longbows.

Never in my life: have I been further west than America's west coast, or further east than Istanbul. I would like to.

When I was five: I was truly happy, even when I cried.

High school was: mainly great. I looked forward to the holidays and, towards the end of the holidays, I looked forward to school.

I will never forget: Gerry, my first desperate love, who threw me over.

Once I met: Alec Guinness when I was too young to know who he was.

There’s this girl I know: who owes me a call, but I'll be darned if I call her first.

Once at a bar: I entertained and charmed two women for about two hours. I now see that it was because of the dangerous power of bi-polar mania.

By noon, I’m usually: up, but sometimes only just.

Last night: again I had a wonderful dream, which later I could no longer remember.

If I only had: not fought.

Next time I go to church: it will be as a favour for my more conventionally Christian wife.

What worries me most: is my children being unhappy.

What I miss most about the 1980s is: the freedom to do exactly as I pleased, having responsibility for no one except myself.

If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: The fool in Lear.

A better name for me would be: Rumpelstiltskin.

I have a hard time understanding: the periodic table.

If I ever go back to school: it will be to finish what I failed at as a young man.

You know I like you if: you see my goofy smile.

You know I'm lying: when I blush.

Take my advice, never: make love to a virgin, unless your intentions are very honorable and sincere. And let me hold my grandchild later on.

My ideal breakfast is: Starbucks mild coffee with soy and their toasted ham, egg and cheese sandwich.

If you visit my hometown. Take a side trip to Niagara Falls.

Why won’t people: put their greatest effort into getting along with each other?

The world could do without: moi

My favorite blonds are: My father, Kirsten Dunst, and almost any Swedish girl in England in the sixties.

If I do anything well, it’s: not obvious. I like to fade into the crowd.

And by the way: I can retire in 745 days.

1 comment:

willow said...

Rumpelstiltskin made me laugh.