Aurel's laurels

I am at the extreme fitness club. Would you like to join? I get a free trip[ for two to Las Vegas, if you do. Don't. Once you sign up, you think you'll try it for a year at some bargain price and you don't realise how difficult it is not to pay for the rest of your life. Probably your heirs pay too.

I am meeting my best friend for lunch. He prefers to remain a non e mouse